Jason Campbell needs to start acting like a franchise QB

It was reported earlier this week that the Washington Redskins were shopping their franchise quarterback Jason Campbell in an attempt to acquire embattled Denver Br--err, Chicago Bears QB, Jay Cutler. How did Campbell respond? By showing up to offseason workouts with the rest of his teammates. Campbell may be a good guy but he will never be a franchise quarterback acting like this. He needs to get out of the gym and start cutting some onions if he wants to make it in this league.

The following picture points to Campbell's most glaring flaw.

VoML has put together a photo of what Campbell should look like.
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Bench guys obviously trying to make "One Shining Moment."

One Shining Moment

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Buffalo Bills make key signing; show their commitment to winning.

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The Xs and Os: 2-time MVP Steve Nash makes career defining play.

Steve Nash, known for his impeccable decision making in running the point for the Phoenix Suns made a split second decision in a recent game; saving his career and perhaps his life.

Nash was faced with two options:

1) draw the charge on Atlanta Hawks forward Josh Smith, save his team 2 points in a tight game

2) take the block and avoid nuts to face and possible decapitation


Nash chose option 2. Notice how he pulls his arm up just before the point of impact, avoiding the dreaded Guillotine Teabag. You can see he has not only created a barrier between bag and face, but by angling his arm he deflects Smith to the side in order to avoid the Crazy Horse. Textbook. That's one example of why he's still an effective player in this league. You need further evidence? Google Royal Ivey.

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Yankees Come to Realization, Regret Signing

Early this morning, the New York Yankees were simultaneously made aware of both the existence of CC Sabathia's "all you can eat" pizza buffet chain and that fact that he is morbidly obese. They are currently investigating potential correlation. When asked for comment, Sabathia said, "Have the tried the dessert slices???"

Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey have tearful reunion following crash

Lance and Matt: Through the Years

The Laughs

The Shirtless Runs

The Tandem Bike Rides

The Late Night Visits

The Betrayals

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Bowlen pulls McDaniels on his lap, recalls "the glory days, when we stood in the shadows of titans."

"Jake Plummer once appeared through that tunnel; his mane adrift in the wind, breath reeking of last night's conquests. He was a leader of men. We called them men because they acted like men and played like men. In those days, players weren't measured by arm strength or the sheer weight of their ego. Their legend was built on the tangible, like playoff appearances and porn staches."

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