Showing posts with label Big Ben. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Big Ben. Show all posts

Monday, February 9, 2009

Breaking News: Ben Roethlisberger played Super Bowl with 6 gunshot wounds, perforated colon, compound fracture.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Injury Report: - Pittsburgh v. San Diego

Phil Rivers: Probable ("Throws Like Girl"-Like Symptoms, Penguin-Foot Syndrome, T-Rex Arms)

LaDainian Tomlinson: Out (Bruised Ego, Swollen Head, Insane Jealousy)
Ben Roethlisberger: Probable (Head Through Windshield)
Troy Polamalu: Probable (Insane Rage, Intense Bloodlust, Man-Hate)

-PSon
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