Sunday, January 11, 2009

Injury Report: - Pittsburgh v. San Diego

Phil Rivers: Probable ("Throws Like Girl"-Like Symptoms, Penguin-Foot Syndrome, T-Rex Arms)

LaDainian Tomlinson: Out (Bruised Ego, Swollen Head, Insane Jealousy)
Ben Roethlisberger: Probable (Head Through Windshield)
Troy Polamalu: Probable (Insane Rage, Intense Bloodlust, Man-Hate)

-PSon

1 comment:

Eddie Swagger said...

i love the LT swollen head blast. I thought i was the only one who thinks this guy is big headed. He was amazing but he thinks he is better than he was which was pretty good so that is saying something.