Injury Report: - Pittsburgh v. San Diego

Phil Rivers: Probable ("Throws Like Girl"-Like Symptoms, Penguin-Foot Syndrome, T-Rex Arms)

LaDainian Tomlinson: Out (Bruised Ego, Swollen Head, Insane Jealousy)
Ben Roethlisberger: Probable (Head Through Windshield)
Troy Polamalu: Probable (Insane Rage, Intense Bloodlust, Man-Hate)

-PSon