Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The World According to Bobby Jenks

"The first pimple I ever got was on my back from using steroids, and it's made me the highest paid baseball player in the history of the world! Let's celebrate!"

"I think it's pretty simple...I had hoes in several different area codes"

"Yeah, I enjoy the firm touch of a strong man from time to time. Who doesn't?"

"Sorry?"

"I will not be ready to leave the game until I get revenge on the Green Bay Packers"

"Ha Ha Ha. There is no God. That was my hand, and it was not an accident."

"That dude stepped to my boy, so I stepped on his head. Enjoyed it too. Ooooooo yeah!"

1 comment:

ProdigalSon said...

Brilliant. The pictures are awesome, the "quotes" are even better.