VoML Postfilm Mini-Report: Rudo y Cursi (2008)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna, Guillermo Francella, Dolores Heredia, Adriana Paz, Jessica Mas, Salvador Zerboni, Tania Esmeralda Aguilar

DIRECTOR
Carlos Cuaron

3 MAJOR THEMES

1. Sibling Rivalry
   
2. Living the Dream
   
3. More Money, More Problems
   

BREAKDOWN
While Rudo y Cursi was directed by Carlos Cuaron, whose brother Alfonso helmed the great Y Tu Mama Tambien which also starred Bernal and Luna, the two movies are markedly different. Rivalry is a theme throughout both but in this film the two play brothers, Tato and Beto, who work on a banana farm and dream of success in their respective passions, singing and gambling. The two are also very adept soccer players and are discovered by a scout while playing a local league game. Their skill as soccer players and instant celebrity provides them an opportunity to pursue their true passion, but may also come with harsh realities for both.

The film was enjoyable, mostly because of the chemistry and overall likeability of the two leads. It's a little funny to think that people with the physical builds of Luna and Bernal could succeed as world class athletes but the film at first does a good job of showing reaction shots of fans rather than the actual plays the two make. When action scenes are finally shown, they are more comical than anything (see Tato's celebration dance) but I suspect they were meant to be that way. The ending was tense and kept me guessing the entire time. I would say that this is a must see for fans of the two leads but also enjoyable for fans of film in general.

I WILL GIVE…-PSon

VoML Movie Report: Gomorrah (2008)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Toni Servillo, Gianfelice Imparato, Maria Nazionale, Salvatore Cantalupo, Gigio Morra, Salvatore Abruzzese, Marco Macor, Ciro Petrone, Carmine Paternoster

DIRECTOR
Matteo Garrone

5 MAJOR THEMES

1. Ascension
2. Fear
3. Obedience
4. Sacrifice
5. War
   
   

3 POSITIVES

• This film follows 5 unconnected (or mildly connected) characters or groups of characters and displays how their lives are touched and changed by the Camorra, a violent and highly entrepreneurial crime syndicate prevalent in the Campania region of Italy. By doing this, the filmmaker effectively illustrates how tight a grip the Camorra holds on vastly different members of society. Every one of the 5 characters (or groups) makes a sacrifice. Compliance means somebody else may lose their life, non-compliance means risking their own life or that of somebody they love.
  
• The camera work was excellent; the gritty subject material called for gritty shots. The framing is brilliant because at the director wants to give us enough information to sustain us but still keep us guessing as to the danger lurking outside the frame. Sometimes we see a character’s facial expression in the instant they see their fate, while other times we are given enough to know their fate and we wait for impending doom.
• The characters of Marco, Ciro (both pictured above), and Toto (part of a different story line) underscored the hard reality that children growing up in this atmosphere are going to idolize the people around them. The people they look up to are probably gangsters which means that they will take the first opportunity they see to prove themselves a worthy soldier. There are a few scenes where young characters realize the extent of the consequences to playing the game. Decisions are made and orders are executed without fail; staying under the radar might be the only way to stay alive.

3 NEGATIVES

• The film begins slowly, taking its time to introduce characters (and there are a lot). The first scene sets a tone that the viewer is probably going to be in for a lot of violence and backstabbing, then the following 20 minutes or so are pretty much just character building scenes. It can be confusing, but I love this part because it allows the filmmaker to give us pieces of information that will eventually be fit together in one way or another. It makes it not just about the story but also how the director weaves the tale for maximum effect.
• This movie is extremely hard hitting so if you have a problem with violence in general, you may not like this one. While brutal, the story is interesting and it needed to be told the way it was told.
• This is not a movie you can put on while doing something else (not sure why you would do that anyway). Because it has multiple plotlines and employs subtitles, it requires every ounce of attention. I found it hard to tell who was on whose side for much of the film which works well given the horizontal structure the Camorra is notorious for. Within one city, multiple bands compete for turf and even childhood friends that grew up in the same building could end up on different sides of a turf war.

BEST PERFORMANCE
There were a lot of great performances but Gianfelice Imparato was excellent as the fearful money man, Don Ciro.

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Salvatore Cantalupo as Pasquale the dress maker.

FAVORITE SCENE
Don Ciro leaves the scene of a multiple homicide. We don't see the murders (save the one committed in front of him) but we see an close aerial shot of him walking through the massacre and over bodies as he flees the area.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
I did not recognize any of the actors in this film.

REMINDED ME OF...
The Departed, The Godfather

SEE ALSO...
City of God, Layer Cake

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? Yes

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Yes

I WILL GIVE…

-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: Tyson (2008)

DIRECTOR
James Toback (When Will I Be Loved)

As the opening credits to Tyson roll in, we are shown clips from Tyson's first title fight against Trevor Berbick. In the second round, Tyson stalks Berbick before unleashing a volley of power shots to the bigger man's face. Berbick goes down once but is able to get up. The motivated Tyson once again catches Berbick and drops him with a flurry of haymakers. Berbick attempts to get up 3 times but falls over, his body unable to understand what his brain wants him to do. At 20 years old, Mike Tyson is the heavyweight champion of the world. So begins the legend of Mike Tyson.

Most people know Tyson's story, a kid from New York falls in with the wrong crowd, then the right crowd, then becomes champ, then loses to an underdog, then goes to jail, then gets his crown back, then loses it again and never gains it back. At the apex of his career, he was arguably the most dominant fighter who every lived. Even as his career wound down, he was still the most intimidating. In fact, one of the most telling shots in the film is a silent Tyson, staring directly into the camera. His eyes alone are framed by the screen, staring like a caged lion. Toback's best work comes in a scene just before a Tyson fight. Mike discusses the anatomy of the prefight staredown. Mike stares unflinching while the other fighter looks at Mike, then quickly glances towards the floor, then looks back up and stares back at Mike. In that split second where the opposing fighter looked down, Mike saw the vulnerability. Toback layers audio of Tyson saying, "He'll fight hard for the first two or three rounds, but I know I already broke his spirit."

Tyson is mostly a string of interviews with Tyson himself, interwoven with clips from his career and older interviews with others. Tyson is pretty candid about his past, showing the good and the bad. There's no doubt that the things that made Mike unbeatable in the ring also made him a hard person to live with and a hard person to be around at times. His vulnerability is put on display within the first half hour as Mike talks about his mentor/manager/trainer Cus D'Amato, the man who got Tyson off the streets for good and probably saved his life. Utterly ferocious, bordering on the verge of a complete meltdown at times, Mike took the ring with an unbridled intensity that may never be seen again.

A ball of contradiction at times, Mike will mention how fearful his walk towards the ring was, afraid to lose, afraid to be embarrassed, while in the next breath he speaks of absolute confidence in himself. Of the rape allegations that landed him in jail, Tyson calls Desiree Washington a "retched swine of a woman" and remarks that he "may have taken advantage of a woman before, but I have never taken advantage of her" without thinking twice about what he said. Fitting that his career went much the same way. While Tyson exploded onto the boxing scene, he went out with barely a wimper. The traits that made him so dominant for years had dimished. Tyson's last round ended with journeyman boxer Kevin McBride leaning on him until he simply sat down at the edge of the ring until the bell rang. When he was asked to return to the ring, Tyson remained in his corner. In the postfight interview Tyson expressed that he no longer had a desire to fight anymore and that he would no longer disrespect the sport by fighting simply for a payday. The film takes an interesting journey not only through the career, but most importantly through the mind of one of the most polarizing athletic figures this world will ever see.

FAVORITE SCENE
Tyson attempts to hold back tears as he discusses his relationship with the late Cus D'Amato.

SEE ALSO...
Man on Wire, ESPN's terrific documentary series 30 for 30

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Yes

I WILL GIVE A…-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: Sleep Dealer (2008)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Leonor Varela, Jacob Vargas, Luis Fernando Pena

DIRECTOR
Alex Rivera

5 MAJOR THEMES

1. Growth
2. Guilt
3. Repentance
4. Alternate Reality
5. Honor
   

3 POSITIVES

• The idea was great and extremely interesting. Memo (Luis Fernando Pena) lives in a future world where martial law prevails and the government holds a shoot first mentality, more worried with monopolizing, protecting and distributing their resources than they are with the well-being of their citizens. Essentially jobs all over the world have been outsourced to “sleep dealers”, workers in Tijuana (and presumably other localities) warehouses who are connected to machines via nodes implanted on their bodies. The workers clock in for their shifts and work at construction sites in San Diego, drive a cab in London, butcher animals in a Midwestern meat factory, etc… The best of the best, such as Jacob Vargas’ character Rudy, pilot drones who ferret out and destroy suspected insurgents in front of a national audience via live feeds.
  
• At the beginning of the film, Memo’s father asks, “Is our future a thing of the past?” Memo chuckles but it was a poignant question. Memo never saw the world before technological advances led to invasion of privacy, a loss of civil liberties, and the privatization of natural resources, even those necessary for survival. The family once had a future but now that future was gone, life became about surviving.
• Luis Fernando Pena was very good as the conflicted Memo. His obsession with technology and life in the outside world could destroy his family and slowly lead to his demise. Can he find a way to take back their future?

3 NEGATIVES

• It seemed that some of the technology in the film was unbelievably advanced while other things were exactly the same as they are now. Besides the unmanned drones, regular automobiles seemed to be the only form of transportation and clothing didn’t appear to be any different than it currently is. Meanwhile, Memo was able to pass cash through a machine and have it appear at his family’s home instantaneously and Luz (Leonor Varela) worked as a writer who transcribed other people’s memories into a keyboard-less computer and was able to have those memories she didn’t experience appear vividly on the computer.
• This film gives a pretty bleak outlook. Without giving too much away, the ending seemed like a short term fix to one town’s problem when the entire world appeared to be on a path towards destruction.
• This is more selfish than anything but I felt like the story was relatively small compared to the overall idea they came up with. Where films like The Matrix went HUGE, this movie went the other direction. It was probably a situation where the budget dictated how far they could go with the film but it would have been great to see what somebody like Danny Boyle could have done with this script and a boatload of money.

BEST PERFORMANCE
Luis Fernando Pena as Memo.

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Loved Jacob Vargas as Manolo in the film Traffic and in Sleep Dealer, he put on a winning performance as the reluctant agent to a force much greater than him.

FAVORITE SCENE
Memo first uses his nodes to work a construction job in San Diego.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
Leonor Varela, Nyssa from Blade II. Jacob Vargas, Manolo from Traffic.

REMINDED ME OF...
The Lives of Others, The Matrix

SEE ALSO...
Intacto, Amores Perros

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? Maybe

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Maybe

I WILL GIVE…
-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: Up (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS (VOICES)
Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson, Delroy Lindo, Jerome Ranft

DIRECTORS
Pete Docter, Bob Peterson

5 MAJOR THEMES

1. Loss
2. Priorities
3. Perseverance
4. Growth
5. Aging
   

3 POSITIVES

• I'm always a little skeptical before watching animated films. Much like Wall-E, I heard a lot of good things about this film before viewing and it did not disappoint. There were enough adult themes that kept me entertained throughout.
  
• Sentimentality played a huge role in this film. I have been known to be a sucker to sentiment but I'm also very wary of forced sentiment. It felt real to me in this film; I would be lying if I said I didn't get a little teary-eyed in the first 20 minutes of this film.
  
• The dogs were excellent. The talking collar idea could have easily failed but it definitely added character to each dog. It was apparent that a lot of time was put into making each dog its own "person" yet they were all ultimately driven by the same things... SQUIRREL.
  

A NEGATIVE

• I really don't have any big gripes with the film. Just the general unbelievability of the premise. Animation filmmakers are never subject to the constraints of real life so they don't really have to worry about physics or the consequences of one's actions.
  

BEST PERFORMANCE
Ed Asner as Carl Fredricksen

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Dug the dog. Gotta love his anxious personality.

FAVORITE SCENE
The Ellie/Carl montage.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
John Ratzenberger, Cliff from Cheers. Delroy Lindo, a veteran of many films including Get Shorty.

REMINDED ME OF...
About Schmidt, Love Story

SEE ALSO...
Wall-E

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? Maybe

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Maybe

I WILL GIVE A…

-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: Fighting (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, Zulay Henao, Luis Guzman, Brian J. White, Roger Guenveur Smith, Anthony DeSando, Peter Anthony Tambakis, Michael Rivera, Altagracia Guzman

DIRECTOR
Dito Montiel

3 POSITIVES

• The title is brilliant because let’s be honest, nothing says “this movie is about fighting” like Fighting. Think about it, how happy would you have been if the new GI Joe movie would have been called, GI Joe: Give us your money because we’re going to blow shit up, and we hired these name actors to mail it in.
  
• I’ll have to admit, I have a soft spot for Channing Tatum. There’s just something about those expressionless eyes. I loved him in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints but after GI Joe I was a little down on him. Could he be that awful? No, he can’t be THAT awful. Take him for what he’s worth, he’s a charismatic and charming guy when he wants to be. I found him to be very likeable in this film and didn’t really get the sense that he wanted to be somewhere else like I did when watching the previously named film.
• The fighting scenes were actually pretty well done. Although frenetic and a bit dizzying at times, they looked like real fights. In real fights, guys don’t throw telegraphed round-houses and haymakers, sometimes guys get knocked out by water fountains.

3 NEGATIVES

• I spent the times in between fight scenes waiting for the next fight scene. The film needed a story line so they threw one together straight off the action movie checklist. Southern boy trying to make it in the big city, check. Cryptic allusions to a troubled past, check. A love interest, complete with awkward, hastily thrown together courtship scenes, check.
• The most glaring plot point weakness comes right at the beginning. Tatum’s character Shawn basically takes flea market level goods (Harry Potter vs the Hippopotamus) and peddles them to passersby on the street. Harvey's (Terrence Howard) band of merry thieves are set up in the same area and one of his shifty-eyed minions mills around Shawn’s goods. Well one thing leads to another and Shawn ends up in a fight with said minion. He gets tossed around a little, throws a few haymakers, and knocks the guy down. At that point he flees the scene. Somehow, that display leads Harvey to believe that Shawn can fight and he should be featured in underground bouts against the dregs of New York society. In some weird serendipitous moment, he runs into Harvey later the same night, Harvey asks him if he likes to fight and he agrees to fight for money. Well I don’t think I’m ruining the movie by saying that he wins a few fights. His fights are won in the weirdest ways possible; think of him as a mix between Rocky, Louden Swain from Vision Quest, and Tom Cruise’s character in Far and Away. He gets punched in the face a lot, falls on the ground a lot, but he’s got grit and he just wants it more than the other guy. What I’m getting at is, after watching his first frenzied brawl, Harvey was an idiot to think that he could beat good fighters. After watching his subsequent fights, he’s even a bigger idiot for thinking he could beat better fighters. I guess this all stems from my problems with the Rocky series. Yes, I love Rocky. But Rocky is one of the worst fighters I’ve ever seen. Shawn wasn’t quite as overmatched, but if I was a “two-bit hustler” just scraping by, I wouldn’t put my savings up, for or against a fighter like him.
• The ending was predictable at first, then way too unbelievable. You’ll know what I’m talking about if you see it. It was like the director said, let’s take everything we know about the characters and completely throw it out the window because this film needs the happiest ending possible.

BEST PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum’s pecks, abs, and squared jaw. Without all of those, this film and his career would not be possible.

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
I actually kind of liked Terrence Howard's character in this film. He has the hustler thing down.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
Anthony DeSando who played Frank the dog walker from A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. Brian J. White, Sylvester from Stomp the Yard. Altagracia Guzman, grandma from Raising Victor Vargas.

REMINDED ME OF...
Never Back Down, Rocky

SEE THIS INSTEAD...
Dito Montiel's first film, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, is a must see. Also look for David Mamet's Redbelt.

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Maybe

I WILL GIVE…
-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: The Girlfriend Experience (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Sasha Grey, Chris Santos

DIRECTOR
Steven Soderbergh

3 POSITIVES

• I really liked how the film was shot. Soderbergh is particular about the lenses he uses to give you a certain feeling while watching a scene. There isn’t really a single story line so the fact that the film is shown out of sequence lends well to the documentary feel.
  
• The film really feels like a documentary even though the people in the film are acting. I think The Girlfriend Experience succeeds as a mockumentary where Full Frontal didn’t (even though I’m a big fan of Full Frontal) because it lacks big name actors. The relationship between Sasha and her boyfriend is very interesting and part of the movie is devoted to Chris and his struggles with having a girlfriend in her line of work. He is remarkably supportive when she talks about “work problems”; he of course has his own in a similar yet completely different job, as a personal trainer. It's interesting to see those experiences juxtaposed. How can a relationship like this work when she is paid to feign intimacy with other men, then she has to come home and show real intimacy in a committed relationship?
• The subject matter was one that hasn’t really been delved into yet. The “girlfriend experience” is the reason a person would seek out an escort as opposed to a prostitute. It isn’t all about sex, sometimes the “client” is looking for somebody to talk to and have a feeling of companionship with. The film shows Grey’s struggles with increasing her client base as well as maintaining it. How does a “sophisticated escort” get her name out there and how can she trust the men she has hired to market her when they aren’t always after monetary compensation?

3 NEGATIVES

• While the subject matter is interesting, I can’t really say the same about the subject. The only insight we get into why she started doing what she does is that she didn’t want to rely on her parents for support.
• Even though it goes well with the film, the scenes where she negotiates with men who seem a little too willing to help her further her business feel so dirty. Everything about her home life and even a lot of her scenes relating to clients are pretty clean and tidy so it’s tough watching her deal with the leaches and predatorial figures. It’s easy to say, hire an agent or a manager but even that is a tricky proposition when faced with a fluctuating income and a budget that includes expensive clothes and accessories.
• If you're looking for a film with a solid story line, you shouldn't rent this. Stuff happens but nothing is really resolved in the end. You're left with a glimpse of an interesting life and an interesting set of circumstances but really nothing more.
  

BEST PERFORMANCE
It’s tough to give this to any of the actors as it’s really just Grey and Santos surrounded by bit players. I’m going to give this one to Soderbergh for the masterful weaving of conversations and silent everyday moments into an interesting film.

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
I would have to say Sasha Grey. Although I did not find her character (or perhaps her) to be particularly interesting, I thought she played the part she was given pretty well.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
There were no recognizable actors although some people may recognize Sasha Grey from previous... [cough] ahem… films.

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? Maybe

I WILL GIVE…
-PSon

VoML Postfilm Report: Away We Go (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Catherine O’Hara, Jeff Daniels, Allison Janney, Jim Gaffigan, Carmen Ejogo, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Josh Hamilton, Paul Schneider, Chris Messina, Melanie Lynskey

DIRECTOR
Sam Mendes

3 POSITIVES

• At times, Krasinski (Burt) was actually quite charming and despite my annoyance with Rudolph (Verona) from her SNL days, I thought she was pretty good in this film. The two actors had good chemistry.
  
• The diner scene (in Montreal) is actually pretty great. Chris Messina pretty much stole every scene he was in.
• The entire Madison sequence was so awful it was actually funny. Is it a bad thing when the funniest scenes were when a toddler admits to trying to smother his baby sister and when Burt fake yells at Verona, calling her a “cunt-sucker”?

3 NEGATIVES

• Didn’t actually see any of the cities. In fact, I would be surprised if any of the scenes were shot in the cities they claimed to be in. I understand that their reasons for going to each city was because they knew people in them but it seemed like 100% of their reasoning for liking one city over another was whether they had good experiences with the people they were seeing. It just doesn’t seem consistent with their lifestyles (doesn't seem like they have any friends where they currently live).
• I hated Juno. Why is that pertinent? Because I hated the writing in this film for some of the same reasons. There were very few actual characters, only caricatures. I felt like I was constantly being punched in the face with character traits. If I was from Madison, I would be pissed after watching this film.
• Small stuff: Burt’s blatant breast fetish was a little creepy. Paul Schneider was criminally misused in this film. Go rent All the Real Girls or The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

BEST PERFORMANCE
Chris Messina as Tom Garnett

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Chris Messina as Tom Garnett

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
Hot pocket guy, Jim Gaffigan. Allison Janney, Juno’s stepmom and the romance novel writing counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You.

REMINDED ME OF...
Juno

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? No

I WILL GIVE…

-PSon

Kyle The Better-Than-Marginal: The Growing Legend of Neckbeard

Don't let the title fool you. This piece isn't just about Kyle Orton. In fact, you could say it is 90% inspired by Josh McDaniels. After all, he is the main reason behind the remarkable play of the Denver Broncos this season. It's not necessarily the success, Denver has been a winning organization for years now, but it is the way they are winning. With a dominant defense and a balanced offensive attack that commits few errors. McDaniels and D-coordinator Mike Nolan have instilled a grit that has been lacking since the days of the Orange Crush.

Nolan, the architect of the Baltimore D that was feared for so many years, arrived along with an army of NFL veterans on the defensive side. Much like the defense of McDaniels' former team, every player was handpicked for a specific role. Some Bronco veterans have shifted roles to better fit in with Nolan's defense of choice, the 3-4. Former DT Elvis Dumervil switched to OLB and has thrived, tallying 10 sacks through 7 games, good enough for second in the league. Dumervil has been the Broncos' best pass rusher since 2006 (his rookie season) but his best year was 2007 where he had 12.5 sacks and 34 total tackles. Dumervil has 24 tackles in the first 7 games.

Consider the following stats:

• The Broncos are 1st in total D this year, giving up 266.7 yards per game. Denver was 29th last season, allowing 374.6 yards per game.
• Nolan's 3-4 defense is 6th in the NFL in pass defense and 3rd in rush defense. Denver finished 2008 as the 26th ranked pass defense and the 27th ranked rush defense.
• Denver has given up 13.7 points per game, good enough for 2nd in the league this season. Last season they finished at 30th in the league, having given up 28 points per game.
• Denver has a turnover differential of +6, good enough for 6th in the league. Last season, they finished tied for dead last at -17.
• Denver has thrown 1 INT. In contrast, Detroit's quarterbacks have thrown 16. Surprisingly, Brett Favre's Vikings are second in the league, having only thrown 3 INTs.
  

The offense has contributed consistency. The 2008 Broncos were prolific on offense but short drives and turnovers often put the defense in situations they couldn't dig out of. With Orton, Denver has traded gaudy numbers for dependability. Through 7 games, Orton has thrown 1 interception, an end of the half hail mary that was picked off by Randy Moss of all people (Moss has as many INTs this season as Bronco TE Tony Scheffler). He has shown competence while running McDaniels' offense as well as the ability to know when to make a throw and when to throw the ball away. Against New England, he showed that he has the ability to sustain a game winning drive, when he picked the Pats D apart with precision throws and quality decision making. Rookie RB Knowshon Moreno and former Philly backup, Correll Buckhalter have run the ball with tenacity and have shown the ability to be decisive when hitting holes, gaining yards on every rush. Many questioned McDaniels' choice to draft a RB when he already had a gaggle of them on his squad (with Peyton Hillis returning and the signing of Correll Buckhalter, J.J. Arrington, and LaMont Jordan) but Moreno has cemented himself as one half of a dynamic running duo. The two have melded into one runner, capable of playing an entire game at 100%, wearing down opposing defenses after 3 quarters of constant pounding.

At 6-1, Denver looks good heading into their Week 9 game against Pittsburgh tonight. It's always a battle against the Steelers; Denver's heart will be tested after last week's loss to Baltimore. We'll know after tonight whether Denver truly belongs amongst the elite of the NFL. San Diego has recovered from their early season woes and if Denver loses, the Chargers will only be a game back.

I leave you with an audio clip of the pregame speech given by Brian Dawkins prior to Denver's first game against the Bengals. If you're looking for a catalyst behind Denver's defensive improvement, look no further.



-PSon

VoML Post-film Report: Zombieland (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, Amber Heard

DIRECTOR
Ruben Fleischer

3 POSITIVES

• The film begins with a sampling of the rules Jessie Eisenberg’s Columbus created in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. In fact, a few of the rules are put to the test the very first time we see him encounter zombies (and one is even added). The scene plays really well and whets the appetite for the main course.
• The actual zombies were great. I’m a big proponent of fast moving zombies over the antiquated, barely moving variety. It basically comes down to whether you subscribe to the theory that zombies are simply dead people reanimated or the more troubling theory that zombies are mindless, blood-crazed humans who were infected with a virus. I prefer the latter, because it is the more believable of the two and mindless humans run like normal humans without the distractions of everyday life. Picture Troy Polamalu running through the streets with no whistles, no penalties, and no barriers. The only issue I see is that there really couldn’t be any freak zombie athletes because the best ones would inevitably get fat. Zombie Usain Bolt probably wouldn’t know when to stop eating. He would be eating mostly skin and fat before the slower zombies joined in the feeding and his only training would be the time it took to catch the next person.
• Harrelson and Eisenberg’s chemistry was excellent. I’m a big fan of both actors on their own but they shined as a duo. One of my favorite scenes was the first time the two actors’ characters, Tallahassee (Harrelson) and Columbus, shared screen time. Columbus, clothed in khakis and button down shirt, and Tallahassee, dressed in jeans, leather jacket, and cowboy hat, engage in a tense standoff. They stood maybe 15 yards apart, shotguns pointed at one another. The former, held his with two visibly shaking hands and the latter stood stoically, holding his weapon with one extended arm. The scene deftly illustrates the chasm between their personalities. Columbus was alive thanks to his list and conservative risk assessment, and Tallahassee because of his willingness to act and fear of nothing.
  

3 NEGATIVES

• The virus appears to be transferred when humans are bitten by zombies which makes sense; viruses are often transferred through body fluids. Call it nit-picky but it just seemed that Tallahassee was a little cavalier about how he dispatched of zombies. Hitting things with blunt objects causes them to splatter. How many zombies can you kill with baseball bats before blood or saliva gets in your eyes, nose, or mouth?
• The cameo. I heard about the cameo prior to the movie but didn’t know who it was (don’t worry, I won’t tell), I just heard it was big. Yeah it’s pretty big, and pretty funny. My issue is that it felt a bit forced. It was great at first, but towards the end it was a bit excessive with the questions they asked and the references to the person’s films (there, gave you a small hint). It’s a small gripe for a plot point that proved to be important. Those scenes were a nice way to provide a safe environment to progress the relationships between the four main characters.
• I can't really explain it but I had issues with Abigail Breslin. I think the film may have been better with a different actor in there. She may be suffering from Haley Joel Osment syndrome. Either stick with romantic comedies or take a few years off and come back when you're out of your teens. Live a normal life for a while.
  

BEST PERFORMANCE
Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
The aforementioned cameo, despite the minor issues I had with how it was worked in, it really was a great performance and well done, for the most part.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
Amber Heard from Pineapple Express as “406”. Emma Stone from Superbad as Wichita (very good).

REMINDED ME OF...
Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later

WOULD I PURCHASE IT?- Yes

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE?- Yes

I WILL GIVE IT A…

-PSon

Note on VoML Post-film Reports

So we've been talking for a long time about posting our thoughts about films we've viewed and we finally found a format that we liked. All of us are movie lovers who appreciate movies from all genres. Personally, I probably watch between 2 and 5 new films per week so I'm glad I have somewhere to post my thoughts on the films I am seeing. Please keep in mind that we are three different people so one person's view doesn't necessarily reflect the views of all three. Obviously we will tweak the reports as we think of more things we want to have in them. At this point they are kind of a work in progress.

These are not really intended to be reviews or necessarily recommendations although they may occasionally come off that way. Read what we have to say and decide if it is something you might like or if you have seen it, read to see if you had the same feelings. We tried to develop a ratings system based on something you might give somebody (kick to the face, rear slap, man-hug, etc...), in keeping with the whole Man-Love idea. I added generic ratings to the bottom of each ratings stamp so you can see where movies rate in relation to others as it is not immediately apparent in some cases. If you don't know that a Fistbump w/Explosion is better than a Respectful Finger Point, the 4 and 3.5 ratings (respectively) should effectively illustrate our thoughts. As always, if you have comments or thoughts, leave them.

Once Nationals is over, I should be posting more sports-related articles, particularly about my 6-0 Broncos.

-PSon

VoML Post-film Report: Surveillance (2008)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Bill Pullman, Julia Ormond, Pell James, Ryan Simpkins, Michael Ironside, Kent Harper, French Stewart, Cheri Oteri, Caroline Aaron, Gill Gayle

DIRECTOR
Jennifer Chambers Lynch

3 POSITIVES

• Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond both give good performances, playing characters unlike any they've ever portrayed.
  
• Movies like these are often about the twist and in this case, I did not see it coming until it was upon me. After the revelation, there is an interesting scene that presents a theory as to why the killers do what they do.
• I’m not a fan of horror movies because frankly I’m constantly worried about seeing something I can’t unsee, but I do appreciate the thriller/horror genre where the filmmaker uses tension to scare rather than constant violence and gore. The tension was kept up fairly well for much of this film. My heart was racing, not simply because I was disgusted (as I am with most modern horror films), but because I knew something bad was going to happen. The things these travelers did to keep themselves entertained (police officer and traveler alike) while traveling the lonely stretch of road we’ve all traveled only adds to the stress as we are left to think, “what horrible thing will happen to these people?” We know who was there and who survived but what happened to everybody else and who did it?

3 NEGATIVES

• I realize we’re talking about small town, middle of nowhere cops here but how did one police station manage to go 4 for 4 on hiring dipshit deputies. I’m assuming that the highway patrol manual for any of the 50 states doesn’t recommend shooting out tires of moving vehicles, harassing drivers with firearms, or dropping “whore” and “crackhead” bombs on victims of heinous crimes. Think Super Troopers minus comedy plus sadism.
• Somebody is going to have to explain the fateful van scene to me. I would be giving up too much to really talk about it, but there are too many unbelievable and unexplainable things happening in this scene to ignore. Even after mixing in shock, the idiocy of the troopers, and the Superhuman Psycho Corollary, I’m still at a loss.
• The interview scenes were way too choppy. 3 victims are interviewed by 3 different people (or groups of people) at the same time, with a Big Brother type viewing all 3 in a room with 3 monitors. I understand the use of flashbacks to tell each person’s story but the timing is confusing. They are all being interviewed at once, but each person’s flashback starts at the beginning of their day, long before their lives intersect. When the point of view shifts from one person to the other, it actually looks like those people are just sitting in a room, waiting their turn to tell their story. There isn’t any indication of how much time has passed throughout the entire interview process. Basically, the 3 interviews were a poorly constructed front to allow each person to tell their stories. We view the same string of events from each point of view, but people change their stories to take out everything that makes them look bad. However, as viewers we see what actually happened throughout, so no real doubt is left in our mind as to the actual chain of events. We aren’t seeing each story exactly as told, we are seeing them exactly as they happen. Had it been done the other way, the tension could have been ratcheted up as there would have been more of a “everybody is a suspect” feel to it. As is, I didn’t really have that feeling.

BEST PERFORMANCE
Bill Pullman as Sam Hallaway

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Julia Ormond as Elizabeth Anderson

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
French Stewart of Third Rock from the Sun as a highway patrolman (good). Cheri Oteri from SNL as a wife/mother on a vacation from hell (distracting).

REMINDED ME OF...
Funny Games, Rashomon

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? - No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? - No

I will give...

-PSon

VoML Post-film Report: Observe and Report (2009)

TOP BILLED ACTORS
Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, Michael Pena, Anna Faris, Jesse Plemons, Dan Bakkedahl, Celia Weston, John Yuen, Matt Yuen, Collette Wolfe

DIRECTOR
Jody Hill

3 POSITIVES

• The Rogen/Liotta rent-a-cop/real cop rivalry is great to watch. Rogan's turn as Ronnie Barnhardt is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time while Liotta does well stepping away from drama, into the realm of comedy. Absolutely loved the jurisdiction battle in the mall director's office.
  
• Jesse Plemons of Friday Night Lights fame (the TV show, not the movie) pretty much plays the same person as he does on the show but he manages to steal a few scenes from Pena and Rogen. Plemons plays Charles, a budding mall cop who was at first reluctant to step into Rogen's delusional world. For better or worse, he eventually proves to be a good soldier.
• Good comedies die when bad cameos rear their ugly heads. This film went for quality over quantity. The always good Danny McBride is brilliant as a drug dealer who catches Ronnie in the wrong part of town and Aziz Ansari kills as a mall kiosk rep with a restraining order out on Ronnie. The "fuck you" give and take reminded me of Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone's "cool beans" riff in Hot Rod.
  

3 NEGATIVES

• The absence of any kind of consequence for one's actions is deafening. Ronnie assaults a shop owner, a group of teenage skateboarders, and 10-20 cops with little to no consequence while a portly man in a trench coat shows his goods (questionable usage in this case) to mall goers and is taken care of with extreme prejudice.
• I couldn't decide whether or not Ronnie's mother (played by Celia Weston) was supposed to be funny or not. I suspect she was. I probably laughed at the beginning of the film but became more and more depressed with every minute of screen time she garnered. Drunk characters can certainly make for easy laughs but an alcoholic mother to a bipolar son with serious delusions of grandeur does a lot to erase smiles.
• I understand Anna Faris' act and it was good in Scary Movie but spoof comedy Anna Faris doesn't seem any different than romantic comedy Anna Faris which isn't any different than black comedy Anna Faris. They are all incredibly over the top. Isn't there something wrong with that?
  

BEST PERFORMANCE
Seth Rogen as Ronnie Barnhardt

MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCE
Ray Liotta as Detective Harrison, the officer assigned to bring down the serial flasher.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY...
The previously mentioned Danny McBride (Tropic Thunder, Foot Fist Way, Eastbound and Down), Jesse Plemons (Friday Night Lights) and Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation)

REMINDED ME OF...
Punch Drunk Love, Taxi Driver, Saving Silverman, Mallrats...

WOULD I PURCHASE IT? - No

WOULD I WATCH IT IF I CAME ACROSS IT ON CABLE? - Yes

I WILL GIVE IT A...

-PSon

Monday Morning Links and Videos

It's been awhile since I've posted but unfortunately it's that time of year when my team is gearing up for a run at a national title. An exciting but hectic time. It's unfortunate that I haven't talked about the Rockies run to the playoffs and the Broncos miracle start but maybe I'll find time if the Broncos play well in San Diego tonight. For this post I've decided to repost a couple of things that I've run across recently. Enjoy.

RamFar alerted me to this column by Malcolm Gladwell. I would like to urge you to take the time to read this. It's a great angle and the recent discoveries are scary for both football players and fans alike.

If you haven't heard any of the DJ Porter remixes on Youtube, you have been missing out. Here's a few of the best:

Press Hop



Slap Chop Rap



Youtube Music Is



SNL videos:

JT brings it on down to Plasticville



Like A Boss



Motherlover




People Getting Punched Before Eating - This is probably more funny than is should be.



Deuce, I said I would post this a while back. Here it is:



Hope I've helped you waste some time.

-PSon

The Amazing Colorado Rockies

Ryan freaking Spilborghs. I flipped on the TV last night to watch Jason Marquis take on the Giants and former pitching phenom, Barry Zito. I planned on listening while I was cooking dinner, knowing that I could sit down and enjoy the last half with a plate of hot food in front of me. The game started at 7 MT, I had no idea that I would still be watching close to 5 hours later.

It’s not that I haven’t watched long games before. There are at least 2 games every year that stretch long into the night, games where managers are forced to dig deep into their bag of tricks, hoping to pull out a win. Yeah it’s just one win in a 162 game season, but games like this can mean a lot to a team. Baseball is a cerebral sport. Much like a game of Chutes and Ladders, one late August game can damage a team’s psyche, sending them down a slide and out of the playoff race or it can galvanize them at the core, providing the strong foundation necessary to climb their way into the playoffs and beyond.

That is what happened 2 years ago when the Rockies earned their first World Series berth. The Rockies won 13 of 14 games to earn a spot in the one game playoff against San Diego. The rest is history. There isn't a big difference between this year's team and the 2007 version. Some of the players are different: Barmes replaced Matsui, Ianetta replaced Torrealba (still on the Rockies but the backup), Stewart replaced Atkins, Street replaced Fuentes, and MVP runner up Holliday and Taveras have been replaced by a platoon of young outfielders (Spilly, Smith, Fowler, and Gonzalez). The ingredients may be different but the recipe is the same: quality pitching, clutch hitting, and a group of players that go to war for each other every night. The Rockies put all of those on display last night.

Marquis started the night off by giving up a base hit to Eugenio Velez who promptly stole 2^nd base, was sacrificed to 3^rd, and scored on a Pablo Sandoval sacrifice fly. He wouldn’t give up another run in 8 innings and over 120 pitches. Zito was equally impressive giving up 1 unearned run. As the game wore on, it started to look like 9 innings might not be enough. Managers were doing anything they could to squeeze out a run. Jim Tracy sent Carlos Gonzalez to pinch run for one of his best hitters, Todd Helton, in the bottom of the 10^th. Gonzalez has not been available for a few days because he injured his hand in an apparent knife-juggling accident at his home. But duty called for one of the fastest runners on the team, CarGo could play as long as he didn’t have to swing a bat. Seth Smith and Quintanilla were sent in as pinch hitters and Hawpe was taken out in a double switch. Many of the relief pitchers for both teams had already appeared in the game, including the normal late inning guys. Basically both teams were playing with half a deck; this game would be decided by the few who were left.

Disaster struck in the top of the 14^th. Adam Eaton retired the first batter before Edgar Renteria laced a pitch into the right field corner that netted a triple. When the dust finally cleared, the Giants were up 4-1 with only 3 outs to put the Rockies away. The Rockies needed to score at least 3 runs, Carlos Gonzalez (who could not swing a bat) was slated to bat 3^rd in the inning and Adam Eaton (the pitcher) was up 5^th. They had one batter remaining on their bench, the backup catcher Chris Ianetta, which meant they could not pinch hit for both Gonzalez and Eaton. Dexter Fowler led off the inning and immediately fouled a pitch off his knee. He fell to the ground in extreme agony. The Rockies could not afford to take Fowler out so he got up and drew a walk to lead off the inning, hobbling to 1^st base in obvious pain (note: Fowler was placed on the 15 day DL today with a knee injury). After Barmes was retired, Gonzalez’ spot came up. Tracy decided to send Ianetta in to hit for him. Gonzo couldn’t swing a bat and they could not afford to have him bunt again (as he did earlier in the game) because advancing the runner at 1^st did them no good (being down 3 runs) and Fowler may not have beaten a throw to 2^nd anyway. Ianetta singled up the middle, advancing Fowler to second. Next up was Tulo. With the pitcher batting next and the Rockies having no option to pinch hit for him, the Giants pitched around Tulo and Eaton came to the plate. Just before Eaton went out to the on-deck circle, Tracy was shown talking to him. It was later learned that Tracy basically told Eaton that if Tulo walked, under no circumstances should Eaton take the bat off his shoulder. If he had to take the strike out then so be it but this game would not end on a double play by Eaton with the bases loaded and Ryan Spilborghs batting next. Don’t let anybody tell you that Adam Eaton can’t follow directions. He earned a 5 pitch walk and did not swing the bat once; the walk earned him an RBI, 4-2 Giants.

You may know what happened next, Spilly hammered a pitch to right-center that sailed over the wall for a walk off grand slam (the first in Rockies history). Spilly cleared the bases faster than I have ever seen anybody, I joked that Usain Bolt could not have beaten him around the bags. He later explained that he couldn’t wait to get to his teammates. He came around 3^rd base, threw his helmet to the infield and ran straight into a wall of teammates. The group soon morphed into a mosh pit, it’s a wonder nobody was injured in the celebration. I stayed up to watch the replays and Jim Tracy’s press conference. He looked like a proud papa, praising his players for their heart. A reporter asked what he planned on doing in the field had the Rockies merely tied the game. Tracy responded, "you really don't want to know." It really was an amazing win. Though I thought it improbable, I knew it could happen because I have seen it before with a similar group. That group won the National League pennant.

-JA

NFL players unhappy with Custom Jersey option on NFL.com

-PSon

Where Are They Now? - Will Hunting

The last time we saw Will Hunting, he was traveling west in his Chevy Nova, on a mission to "see about a girl". But what happened to the prodigious Bostonian when the cameras turned off? Thankfully you no longer have to wait for the answer.

Will's vehicle made it as far as Utah. Billy and Chuckie did their best to fix up the clunker but alas, the dry heat of the Utah desert proved too much for the old heap. Undaunted, Will hitched a ride into Las Vegas with old poker pro, Deuce MacJohnson. During the drive, Will was regaled with tales of life in the poker world and MacJohnson soon made Will his protege. Hunting appreciated the calculated aggression and chaotic lifestyle of a poker pro. Things were good for a while, but Will began to hate the things he used to love about the game. He grew tired of being drawn out on high percentage hands and hated losing to less talented people. Luck was not exactly a good friend of his and it seemed to stab him the back at every turn.

Hunting began to lash out at fellow poker players and soon became a pariah. While he certainly did not invent the art of belittling opponents, Will was a newcomer and had yet to pay his dues. Will was no longer welcomed to attend games with MacJohnson and he decided he had enough. Early one morning, Will packed up his belongings and hopped on the first bus out of Vegas; Denver was the destination. Will boarded another bus to his final stop, Silverthorne, a small town in the heart of Colorado ski country. Longing for the anonymity of his former life, Will took a menial job at a fast food restaurant right off the interstate, a job he is still working to this day. Will was last seen serving fries to this guy and his kids on their way to a ski trip.


-PSon

G.I.-Joe #1 at the box office, taps into key demographics

Demographics tapped:

Fans of poor acting; stupid faces.

Huge guys with big fucking guns.

Robots.

Fans of stupid jokes; unintentional comedy.

Sadists.

Assholes with nuts hanging from their truck.

-PSon

Jim Rome Show: Tim Grover Interview

Here's a very interesting audio clip of an interview Jim Rome conducted on his radio show on Monday, July 20, 2009. Rome interviewed Tim Grover, the man who helped train some of the best athletes the NBA has ever had (including Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Dwyane Wade).

About Tim Grover (taken directly from the attackathletics.com website):

Tim received a Bachelor of Science Degree in Kinesiology and a Master's Degree in Exercise Science from the University of Illinois, Chicago. As a former NCAA Division I basketball player, Grover is widely recognized for his understanding and success in the mental and physical discipline of professional athletes. Additionally,Grover speaks to audiences world-wide on fitness & motivational themes. He has trained more than 100 professional athletes in the major pro sports.

Grover and Dwyane Wade

-PSon

David Beckham finds just enough cash under car seat to cover $1,000 MLS-levied fine.

-PSon

Hasheem Thabeet looks forward to sampling finest teabags in NBA