Anthony Carter saves fat guys $0.77 with late jumper

Anthony Carter put his brass balls on display by hitting a clutch shot with just 8 seconds remaining in Tuesday night's win over the San Antonio Spurs. In what was probably the biggest shot of his career, he squared up the 6 footer and hit nothing but 2 sides of the rim and the bottom of the net. The Nuggets were up by 6 at the time and the shot meant nothing to the outcome of the game but Taco Bell will sell 3 tacos for $1 every time the Nuggets score 103 points during this season. You could practically hear recliner's tipping over all over the greater-Denver area as slightly and morbidly obese people alike scrambled to find a calculator to see how many extra tacos they could buy. Look for the sale of XXXXL AC jerseys to disappear from their usual place on the clearance racks tomorrow.

-PSon