Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Yankees Come to Realization, Regret Signing

Early this morning, the New York Yankees were simultaneously made aware of both the existence of CC Sabathia's "all you can eat" pizza buffet chain and that fact that he is morbidly obese. They are currently investigating potential correlation. When asked for comment, Sabathia said, "Have the tried the dessert slices???"

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