Ed Hochuli Support Group

This was going to be an Ed Hochuli Fan Club post, but that was before he blew the call broken down by the Prodigal Son below. Now, Ed needs more than just a run of the mill "Fan Club". He needs a support group.

First things first. If you don't know why Ed Hochuli deserves a fan club, first look at him. Then listen to this: http://www.790theticket.com/audioplayer.php?mp3=1650228446Ed%20Hochuli%20
Interview-%207-18-07.mp3&show=The+Dan+Le+Betard+Show+
with+Stugotz&id=2775

Idiot Host: "Should I punch Dan Lebatard in the face?"
Hochuli: "Can I say Please?"

Now I wasn't able to find the clip, but a few years ago there was a TV show that followed Ed Hochuli through his daily routine. Here is the 24 hour breakdown:

-Inseminating women to ensure proliferation of his MAN genes: 2 hours
-Depositing sperm to be used for artificial insemination of woman whose husbands could inseminate them, but would rather have Hochuli up in them: 2 hours-Injecting ster...errrrrrrrrrr protein shakes into his blood stream: 2 hours
-Watching tape of his previous week's performance and brutally criticizing the most minute errors: 4 hours
-Hammering a wedge underneath the Universal machine at the gym so he could then Bench press it: 1 second
-Bench Pressing the Universal machine at the gym: 13 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds

Man. I couldn't help but get a little caught up in how jacked Ed Hochuli is. I really meant to focus on the fact that his little show on ESPN revealed how brutally self-critical he is. He was pissed because his hand signal for a penalty wasn't crisp enough. Last night, he flat out changed the outcome of a game between two playoff hopefuls. I'm praying he doesn't leave the house without his cell phone.